how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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Auron: Hey I just found you.
Auron: And this is crazy.
Auron: But Jecht is Sin.
Auron: So kill him, maybe.

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

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